You’re so beautiful, like a tree..
Or a high class prostitute.
You’re so beautiful, you could be a part time model.
But you’ll probably still have to keep your normal job
Alex Kanevsky, A.L.S.
college should be $25
imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made
trying to make new friends